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His code name is Mr. Anderson (having nothing to do with the movie).

He is a black butterfly that is residing in the universe.

He is in a grocery store,

on a shelf in the grocery store,

the bottom shelf.

He is between the pickles and the tampons.

I meanwhile am residing in the "Mega Super Googolplex Cluster",

which is almost an infinite distance from his location.

Have a nice day.

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The Alien is reminded of a Star Trek episode where the ships engines
have been shut off and the crew of the Enterprise is forced to risk
a full power start.
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But Captain... I'm giving her all she's got...

the impulse engine has shit itself and I have the entire crew

from decks 4 through 13 running around in a mouse wheel to

generate enough power just to flush the damn toilets.

~

The Alien would like to report,

"There are intelligent life forms on a planet 5 billion

light years from Earth, that are not being treated fairly.

You must save them."

If we hurry we could be there in 5.1 billion years.

~

WOW!!! The sense of humor is getting rather strong in here! I am loving it! LOL!

The Alien has viewed the World's economic crisis...

... and has decided not to invest here.

He believes greed and the exchange rate would cripple his economy.

Someone's off their meds! 

And forgot to put on his strait jacket this morning.

Do you want that back? Damn...

At some stage, yeah... might help avoid going blind totally.

~

The Alien thinks you should come up with a new propulsion system,

build a small robot space ship and try to break that speed limit.

Experimentation is how you get to the math.

~

Didn't know there wos speed limits in space.... and wot about tickets???

Mxlplyk of DanderPuss is on a three minute sabbatical. She says quotas are slipping so she went out to get more CC bursterpaks and divy them up between the Gendarme triglycerinees so they can exceed said speed limitations in space/time in order to foil the hijacking of CC carriers enroute starkerPrime.