Pretty cool animations.

You know ... I never read the external link until just now.

Be afraid. Be very afraid. Why do you think ET doesn't come here. They think we're all nuts!

They only think we're nuts???

With their superior intellect and something so blatantly obvious, you'd think they'd know well enough by now.

The Alien likes Viagra... with his physiology it gets him high

His only complaint... he wakes feeling a little stiff in the morning.

Yeah but he ain't sayin' what's stiff. That's taboo where he come from. If'n him gotted caught him boss would flaggelate him three time.

The Aliens says that's because on Rigel 6 every sperm is sacred... or did he just see that in a Monty Python movie?

http://onlinejournal.com/artman/publish/article_8090.shtml

Just to liven things up a bit.

The Alien says that the evidence found in NM was bogus and deliberately planted to throw everybody off the scent...

While everybody was looking toward New Mexico, the real ships landed on Lake Ontario then submerged to avoid detection.

That sounds about right. Never know with these ET's.

"It's A Mad, Mad, Mad, Mad World" - The Flying Scenes

http://youtu.be/-ir-3VxEjvo

The Alien says neither of those pilots will be getting the job when he's ready to go home...

... he agrees: "Why not just shoot them down and be through with it?"