"The Ultimate Computer"

I have one of those ultimate computers....it taps into WC & Stardock as a power source and I just can't shut it down. Have tried many a time but it keeps booting in again and again.....and again.

Actually, the ulitimate computer would be one that instantly recognises viruses and other uglies, then sugar coats 'em to conceal their identity before sending 'em right back to where they're coming from.

Now that, my friends, is what Symantec/Norton should really be working on instead of all their bandaid fixes....that in reality fuxes peoples PC's rather than protecting them. Thing is, do they run the risk of buggering up their own gear?

UFOs DO exist...or so television tells me.

Aliens exist...here is proof.



Actually, its only AlienGUIse but it seemed kinda apt.

Sorry...I messed that up.



Okay, it IS AlienGUIse but it seemed pretty apt for this forum.

Of course aliens exist....and we almost have proof of that, but the boffins can't or won't agree on what should be fairly obvious....

The 'missing link' - that genetic difference between homo sapiens and neandrthals, etc - is all the proof we need. Prior to 10,000 - 15,000 years BC, there is no evidence whatsoever that homo sapiens existed on this planet, only Neanderthals and other primates, sometimes referred to as our closest relatives/forebears, yet still genetically different. So where the heck did our unique species come from all of a sudden and from out of the blue, with no prior existence on this hunk of rock?

The answer is obvious....alien visitors arrived and either decided to stay or simply couldn't leave....thus we have who are referred to as Adam & Eve (the true origins of the human race).....their sons went off to find mates among the pre-existing female primates/Neanderthals....which is why some humans exhibit different complexions and appearances, have minor DNA/blood group variations.

Okay that's my story and I'm sticking to it....unless somebody can come up with something more plausible....and the irrefutable evidence to support it.

*****one can o' worms...opened******

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Wow, this sounds great!
Wonder when it will be in stores!
Great link, thanks a lot,
emailed the link to my eldest son.

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Mr. Alien,

Is he broken yet?

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The Alien would like to report,

that the mothership has been recovered successfully

from the black hole.

The commuter craft and mothership are now on a direct

course to this location.

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For those of you who have a hard time

believing in a supreme being,

you might want to contemplate the existence of a

being with unimaginable technology,

who just happens to be keeping a

close eye on our little planet.

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[mindless effervescence]





there.are.no.limitations

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The Alien has been monitoring our transmissions.

The Alien would like to report the following.

"If Rosie O'Donnell is a gun, you need gun control."

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the ufo came out of the sky and gave us chitlins

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The Alien has decided to land the mothership

and drop off one trillion Aliens

in Sen. John McCain's lawn,

I hope Sen. McCain enjoys his new house guests.

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Actually the moon is one sixth the size of earth, has a solid rocky core, rotates about the same as earth does, hence the phases of the moon and it is this rotation the creates a centrifugal force that is one sixth the force earth generates hence...the moon has one sixth the gravity of earth.. Atmospheric pressures, or barometric pressure is caused by the amount of moisture contained in the air which lends it density. That the surface of our planet floats, as it were, atop a molten core...the rotational energy causes friction thus preventing the core from solidifying. This in turn prevents the tectonic plates from fusing into one solid mass. Volcanic activity is due to the instability that friction generates. As the continents move toward, away or from side to side one another the stress of that movement opens magma chambers, weakening the strata above and releasing the pressure built up within.


The moon has no atmosphere as the gravity well generated by it's curvature isn't strong enough to hold one. Planets Jupiter, Saturn, Uranus and Neptune are gas giants. Much larger and denser than earth, their mass alone creates a curvature in local space orders of magnitude greater than ours. The amount of mass and it's corresponding density determines how much space is curved around it.
A star two to three times the mass of ours will, at the end of it's life span, swell to what is called a red giant stage in which it begins to burn helium rather than hydrogen in the envelope surrounding it. This phase will continue for several thousand years, depending on it's mass. It will then implode, collapse upon itself, and wind up in one of three states, again, depending on it's mass. A brown dwarf, which our sun will become after four billion years or so, a neutron star if the mass is greater than three solar masses (three times our sun's mass), whose density is so great that a teaspoon full would weigh in at around a ton or thereabouts or, if the star is ten or more solar masses heavier could result in the creation of a black hole whose mass and density is powerful enough to slow light and, therefore time, to a standstill.
On a lighter note there is Drakes Equation......in our galaxy there 250 billion stars.
Ten percent of that could G-Type like ours, 25 billion. Ten percent of that, 2.5 billion could have planets. Ten percent of that #, 250 million could have planets capable of sustaining life. Ten percent of that could have sentient life(intelligent, self aware).
Ten percent of that, 2.5 million could have post industrial civilizations (like ours). Another tern percent or 250 thousand could be capable of space travel, even on a limited basis (like us). So whose to say. I think the possibility of at least a thousand ET cultures isn't so far fetched. As far their visiting here is concerned...only the powers that be have the answer to that.